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Native Pittsburger, collegial Junior, consummate professional, self-proclaimed music snob, borderline-otaku, lifelong gamer, comedy nerd, recently-converted Whovian, medium-rare Hamsteak, Bard of Mind: DESTROYER OF MINDS, so-called writer, daywalking hipster, lover-of-dashes, amateur college radio DJ, wannabe reviewer, and all-around lunatic.

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fuckyeahretailrobin:

I feel like this is the motto of most, if not all Retail Robins. At least it was for me.

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thefrogman:

“Bob, I think we might have a legal issue on this new toy line of ours. They seem awfully similar to the Ninja Turtles.”

“Sir, I can assure you that they are quite different. First of all, they are tortoises. Ask any herpetologist… completely different animal. Turtles are amphibious and enjoy a damp environment. Which is why they live in the sewers. Whereas our tortoises like it dry, so they live in an abandoned dehumidifier factory.”

“Interesting. I’m still not sure there is enough to differentiate them.”

“Okay, check this out, yo. The turtles are teenagers, right? But the Ninja Tortoises are clearly in their late 20s. The turtles like pizza, the tortoises prefer tacos. The turtles learned their ninjitsu from the ancient teachings of their Master Splinter. The tortoises learned their ninja skills from some Tae-Bo tapes they found in a dumpster.”

“Alright, I’m pretty convinced. Just in case, put a giant tortoise sticker on them.”

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fuckyeahgamegrumps:

twas by me yes

[admin’s note: I WARNED YOU ABOUT SONIC 06 BRO!!! I TOLD YOU DOG]

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fuckyeahmovieposters:

The Cabin in the Woods by Joel Amat Güell

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thebattlefrontier:

Thought this was relevant. (Source)

Lost it at venosaur

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karethdreams:

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catbountry:

Just in case you ever decide to play D&D.

I do play D&D and my character is a Fey Corgi Barbarian.

oh my god

Every D&D campaign I run from here on out will have these in it somewhere.

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