Strawberry Joel's Jukebox
Has anyone ever written a self-insertation fanfic in the style of Twilight about a girl in love with Torgo from Manos: The Hands of Fate?
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I just realized something.
The main character in this story is pretty much Chad from Bleach.
And the writer mentioned that he never really reads books
And just reads a lot of manga.
This can’t be a coincidence.
It’s finally happened:
I am workshopping shitty Bleach fanfiction for Fiction class.
…Well at least SOMEBODY is writing for Chad.
Instead of doing homework,
I just spent the last hour or so
Figuring out classes and aspects for One Piece-stuck
I never intend on writing this fic.
I just wanted to know their classes.
I just had to know.
Guys I think I have a problem.
Anyway since I’ll probably never write this
Descriptions are under the cut.
Time to waste ANOTHER hour on writing this!
these all seem pretty spot on! i’m impressed, whenever i do shit like this i have a couple good ones and then i just throw the rest together and see what sticks. if you did write it, i’d certainly read it.
Thanks! I was actually feeling like I was doing the same thing here but just trying to think of better ways to justify it. Brook’s Title and Franky’s Class just came to to me and I kind of just improvised from there. Personally, I think Zoro, Sanji, and Chopper need more work and they were all kind of bs’ed on my part.
And I was also kinda worried that I was focusing too much on the literal meaning of the Classes and Aspects to make fitting character jokes and not enough on the metaphysical representations that the Titles in Homestuck usually are. But Homestuck also had that Heir of Breath pun, so I think I’m allowed to get away with making Zoro a Blood player.
I’m actually kind of seriously considering writing this now. It’s WAY better than the TGWTG stuck I started writing. Now the only thing left to do is actually think of a plot for OnePieceStuck!…and probably a catchier name too.
Instead of doing homework,
I just spent the last hour or so
Figuring out classes and aspects for One Piece-stuck
I never intend on writing this fic.
I just wanted to know their classes.
I just had to know.
Guys I think I have a problem.
Anyway since I’ll probably never write this
Descriptions are under the cut.
Time to waste ANOTHER hour on writing this!
Okay
Remember how James from Pokemon collected bottle caps?
What if he was frozen in some kind of horrible Ice Beam incident
And wakes up in a Fallout-like dystopian future
Where the currency is BOTTLE CAPS!
With his new-found fortune
He will become God Emperor of the Kanto Wasteland.
(That is the greatest line I have EVER written.)
Going mad with power,
He will reform Team Rocket
With one goal:
The genocide of all Pikachus.
(Which have become horribly mutated, bear-sized feral beasts. Of course.)
Riding through the fields of death
On his giant horse-sized Meowth steed,
(You don’t want to see what Persian has become. TRUST ME!)
Cloaked in the fur of coat of the alpha Pikachu,
And backed up by his army of Jessie Fembots.
Any town that refuses to join the great hunt
Will be targeted by his unit of Koffings
(Which have pretty much mutated into sentient nukes).
…
Alright I’m tapped.
Couldn’t think of a way to work Arbok or the Twerps into this.
I seriously came up with this while I was bored eating nachos.
My brain is like 64% Pokemon.
GOODNIGHT
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Inspired by the last thing I reblogged.
And since nobody reads my tags
I’ll write it here.
I was wondering:
Why is the Grim Reaper in Billy and Mandy Jamaican?
So, obviously, that became my new headcanon Lord English voice.
There just aren’t enough evil demonic Jamaican villains in fiction.
So, obviously, that lead to me coming up with a new Homestuck AU.
A perfectly fitting story for The Felt to star in:
COOL RUNNINGSTUCK
Wherein the Jamaican Bobsled Team of Lord English, Doc Scratch, Snowman, and the Handmaid have to race against the evil German Kids bobsledding team and…um…
I’ll be honest
I’ve never seen Cool Runnings
But I did watch the Nostalgia Chick review of it drunk last night
And that’s more than enough knowledge to write a fic with!
And besides,
I saw people who openly LOATHED 27 Dresses want to write that into an AU.
This is far from the most insane Homestuck AU ever created
But I will do my best to make the most insane AU possible.
COMING SOON TO THIS SCREEN
BRUNO MATTEISTUCK
OR MAYBE JUST CINEMA SNOBSTUCK
OR TIGWAHTIGSTUCK
OR MAYBE A SERBIAN FILMSTUCK
STARRING DUALSCAR
THE POSSIBILITIES ARE LIMITLESS
