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Native Pittsburger, collegial Junior, consummate professional, self-proclaimed music snob, borderline-otaku, lifelong gamer, comedy nerd, recently-converted Whovian, medium-rare Hamsteak, Bard of Mind: DESTROYER OF MINDS, so-called writer, daywalking hipster, lover-of-dashes, amateur college radio DJ, wannabe reviewer, and all-around lunatic.

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heyitspj:

ishidakiyomondo:

what if gamzee said ‘old sport’ instead of ‘brother’ or ‘motherfucker’

the great gamzee

(via 8bitmickey)

artalias:

coltonrtr:

oh

sweet

mother

of

FCUCK

……………………………………………………..

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

(via otakuchick1)

pestergamzeeandtavros:

Gamzee’s adventures in parenting continues.

(via otakuchick1)

jrninja:

adorknamedmercutio:

He’s high on life

I almost just snapped my fucking laptop in half when i read that pun.

(via kenjideath)

I JUST REALIZED

pestergamzeeandtavros:

puffwiggly:

coldwavesatellite:

thecondescestolemyunderwear:

GAMZEE LEFT HIS BEST FRIEND TO GO WORSHIP A DUDE WHO CAN TURN INTO A SNAKE, AND HE CANNOT DIE EVER

GAMZEE IS LITERALLY SASUKE UCHIHA

OMG IM CRYING

oh my fucking god

Sometimes you gotta do what you feel is right:

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEE

(via apairofglasses)

roselastrider:

how do the makaras measure things

in gramzees

(via kenjideath)

benny-the-cumberbatch:

well, at least there’s something everyone agrees on

(via otakuchick1)

Manos: The Hands of Fate and More Homestuck Headcanons

So I’m the most famous episode watching MST3K:

MANOS! The Hands of Fate!

And

You know the the weird way Torgo talks.

“ThAt OdD wAvErInG vOiCe.

ThAt Is WrItTeN iN aLtErNaTiNg CaPs.

BeCaUsE iT wAvErS.”

And I thought:

what if that’s what Gamzee Makara sounds like?

Better than my old headcanon.

It sounds like me choking on Bill Cosby.

…I’m not good with voices.

P.S. My new headcanon voice for Caliborn is John McGuirk from Home Movies.

Fits him better than Karkat.

So Last Night…

I slept for the first time in a while & I woke up in the middle of the night ridiculously thirsty. And by “middle of the night”, I mean 7am.

So I reach blindly into my fridge (still lying in bed, that’s just how classy I am) for a bottle of water and pull out this big thing.

But when I open it, I hear a carbonated hiss.

The only bottles of soda I have are glass…

My heart sank…I cannot describe the disgust that I felt…

I was holding that fucking bottle of Faygo.

So I drank anyways because fuck it thirsty.

It was exactly as bad as I imagined, and yet somehow worse. I’m pretty sure Faygo is the only drink that tastes worse when you’re thirsty.

It didn’t help that the Strawberry flavoring was the same as that shitty vodka I have, and yet was somehow so strong it almost tasted like cherry. And I fucking hate cherry.

I took a few more sips (because I’m a fucking masochist) left it in the bathroom so it could haunt somebody else.

So the moral of the story is to not reach into the fridge blindly in the middle of the night. And also not to take drink advice from juggalo stoners.