April 2012
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PLEASE I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO LOSE HIM, I CAN...
RAZZY UPDATE 3
artisticbiologist:
HIS SISTER IS NO LONGER IN THE ROOM WITH HIM
HE BELIEVES HE CANNOT TRUST HIS FAMILY
EVERYBODY GET ON STEAM IF YOU HAVE ONE
I CAN’T DO THIS MYSELF, I AM NOT QUALIFIED AND I FEAR I AM MAKING THIS WORSE
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1964: I want to hold your hand
2012: I wanna fuck you
Blog of the Insane Mind: excerpt from my Homestuck... →
roachpatrol:
So, what is Homestuck? Here’s the most common and least accurate summary you’re likely to get: it’s a story about four kids who play a magic videogame. To be more precise, Homestuck is a multimedia internet drama about thirty four teenagers spread across two sets of…
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Do your socks always match?
No! I’m not even colorblind to fuck up black, white, and gray.
Ask me anything
What happens behind the scenes of our Radio Show
Me: *types a response on Skype very fast in all caps*
Joel: Well, that was quick and passionate.
Me: *grins widely, about to make a sexual gesture*
Joel: Just like Eridan.
Me:
Joel:
Me:
Joel:
Me:
Joel: ... can I get a high five for that?
FINAL RADIO SHOW IN FIVE MINUTES!! →
FOR REALLY FINAL THIS TIME!
WITH THE MASTER HAMMER AND DJ FIREPROOF!!
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Reblog if you have in any way been emotionally...
punkysbrain:
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Oh YES. I need therapy but it’s all worth it
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What phobia are you? →
ludicrouscupcake:
almightysempai:
kimithegreat:
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atxstnic:
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heysammy:
Anjaphobia is the fear of horrible puns.
Veronicaphobia is the fear of everything becoming toilet paper.
nicolephobia is the fear of Abraham Lincoln sitting next to them.
Melissaphobia is the fear of sparkling in the sunlight. lol
Kimiphobia is the fear of the Aflac...
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A Brief Summary of Homestuck
Hussie: Okay, so there are these kids.
Hussie: And they play this video game.
Hussie: And then it causes the world to die and turns their dead relatives into floating prankster game guides and propels them into a dimension where they have their own planets covered in dumb talking salamanders and crocodiles and then they die (no, really, everyone dies) and then they all come back to life again but there's also a lot more dying and floating dream versions of themselves in pajamas which are liable to also die and prophesied stone beds and also did I mention there are these other kids only these kids are trolls and they happen to be the gods and creators of our world and our zodiac comes from them and they live on a planet where there are four kinds of romance and sex is mandatory and involves buckets and instead of parents they are raised by wild animals and they have a version of the hunger games only it happens when they're toddlers and everyone has to do it to live and also DID I MENTION that there's time travel and alternate timelines and omniscient beings with cue balls for heads and oh by the way there's also a whole crew of black and green gangsters based off of the card suits and pool balls who murder each other whilst finding licorice in their hats and ALSO WOW DON'T FORGET the trolls and the kids actually talk to each other because turns out that somehow the kids managed to screw up their game by sending in a superpumped villain that was the result of the prototyping of one of the kids' pet dog which incidentally happened because of one of the trolls so damn whose fault is it really but anyway their successful game turned into ultimate failure haha although it would have been anyway because a mutant troll friendleader gave our universe cancer and did I mention our universe is a frog well anyway they all die too mostly from killing each other, you know the usual cliche death scenes of a blind roleplaying girl with a tongue fetish spearing a one eyed 8itch with butterfly wings and a pirate fetish with her cane sword on the roof of a laboratory floating on a meteor and the overused reanimated glowing fashion vampire chainsawing a genocidal forever alone fish alien on wizard crack in two or even the totes predictable part where the generally stoned and harmless juggalo alien runs out of pie and goes out to murder motherfuckin everybody but lol none of that matters btw because in the end the super intense game plan that one of the kids went grimdark for turned out to be a giant fluke and so instead of fixing the game they ended up hanging out together on an asteroid wrestling each other over capes and drawing penises in smut books and drinking blood coffee while two of the other kids played Ghostbusters MMORPGs on a floating ship shrunk by a narcoleptic furry between two windows in the house of the author who may or may not be dead because WAIT THERE'S MORE turns out there's gonna be a whole new game session with the guardians of the first kids in a reset universe as kids again only surprise surprise this game is doomed too and did we mention that the most serious of these new universe kids is a big Rainbow Dash fan and that another one is a drunken fourteen-year-old who gives pumpkins to a species based off of chess pieces and that by the way the two pairs of them are separated by about four hundred years and that the villain in their world is Betty Crocker and that a sassy big-haired fish alien princess has taken over the world and that the presidents are two juggalos who put everyone into death camps until a badass with a sword kills them both on the roof of the White House and then literally jumps on a skateboard and ollies out into space and that this is all legitimate history to be taken seriously as it actually basically killed off the world?
Hussie:
Hussie:
Hussie:
Hussie: And also I kiss Rufio from Hook.
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What ingredients does it take to make you? →
dat-dovahkiin:
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aamalie | thesixpennybook:
Imogen is made of chocolate, flour, and ammunition. With a dash of Chuck Norris.
Margo is made of wine, unicorns, and ocean. With a dash of Muppets.
Memlu is made of poison, rubies, and volcanoes. With a dash of Wikipedia.
shelby is made of Goth, gold, and attention. With a dash of Photoshop.
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“I want to ejaculate my spine into her.”
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“Lightning came close to the building. And I fear-came.”
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“I didn’t know that one guy could double-team a dildo, but you apparently...”
So you wanna write a script?! →
Fuck yes. These are actually interesting. Please.
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
13: What about pooped in the woods?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your Song of the week?
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23: What do you drink with dinner?
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: How many languages can you speak?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
79: What was the last concert you saw?
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
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What's your heroic title? →
pwnyta:
cottoncandyflufftier:
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moriartyscrown-parisbound:
smiles-and-smirks:
heysammy:
Anja, The Pragmatic Protector.
Erika, The Altruistic Animator.
Bree, The Strong Captain.
…. Lame. Unless I get to be Captain America or something.
Katie, The Unstoppable Archer. well then…
Fifi, The Darkness Food-Seller Want some candy kiddies? >:]
Erin, The Cold...
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Reblog if no one has a crush on you.
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Dear people who question why girls go to the...
spectralradiance:
hyrulian-feminist:
toomuchtaylor:
middle-east-beast:
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.
Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.
also we’re gonna take the opportunity make out if the other stalls are empty.
oops that wasn’t a Harry Potter reference w/e w/e
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