Strawberry Joel's Jukebox
- ♂ = i am a boy who has a crush on you
- ♀ = i am a girl who has a crush on you
- ✂ = just delete your tumblr already
- ✌ = you’re awesome
- ♡ = i love your blog
- ❁ = you’re beautiful
- ✓ = i hate you
- ☹ = you’re ugly
- ☀ = i want to fuck you
- ♬ = i wish we were close
- ♧ = i wish we were friends in real life
- ☆ = i relate to a lot of the same things you go through
- ☮ = you inspire me
A BANANA SLIPPING ON A PERSON
(via aceawes0me)
tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know how much gay porn you’re gonna get wait no that’s not the quote
(via kenjideath)
And not even the happy songs can cheer me up
And the sad songs can’t even make me sadder
Fuck I am feeling worse than I thought
This is the worst I’ve felt in months
otakuchick1 Asks:
strawberryjoel Said:
Jegus Chrust…okay, here I go:
1) I am NOT good and looking somebody in the eye and turning my feelings into coherent speech.
2) I am still angry at my ex-best friend for a multitude of reasons I’ve already talked too much about and don’t feel like typing.
3) There is one person I would want to tell my feelings to in that last moment and I’m not comfortable saying who.
4) I would tell my closest friends (probably about ten or so people) that I’m dying and do all MANY the things I’m afraid to do and try to have as much fun as possible with all of them without worrying about money. My biggest fear and regret would probably be that I didn’t have more time with them and that I never got to write any of my stories, but I might leave notes for some of my more writery friends and make a request.
5) It’s kind of impossible for me to choose one over the other because love and trust seem to be intertwined for me, growing and strengthening each other over time. So not answering.
6) Save it, it won’t take that long anyway. I’ll just be wet at work. No biggie.
7) Same person, so no answer.
8) Um, try to work it out and see if we could work as a couple, I guess? Unless it’s a guy friend, then I’d just gently let them down and tell them that I’m straight.
9) I wouldn’t. Not to be selfish, but I don’t know that person to well, and I highly doubt an hour would make a difference. And my health makes me doubt that I will last as long as I’d like to anyways.
10) Most of my friends are funny and perverted and crazy, and I’m funny and perverted and crazy, so I guess I’d be a good friend for me?
11) Love does not equal sex. Fuck no. Love is more complicated than that and there are MANY people who love without having to have sex. My love for my closest friends is about equal with the romantic feelings I feel, but different. Love is not one simple thing or action or thought or feeling.It’s widespread and powerful and fucking complicated.
12) Depends on how much I hate the job and like the person, but I’m BARELY leaning towards offering to drop out.
13) There is one best friend I tell WAY too much and so much I honestly forgot what exactly I’ve said.
14) …yes. They are equally painfully impossible for me.
15) Giving up the Internet. Because a majority of my addictions, routine, entertainment, and social interaction revolve around it.
16) I tell some of my friends that I love them damn near every time we talk, so it’s hard to remember for me, but the last one was probably Connor.
17) There is something I’ve really wanted to do for the last month that I haven’t yet, and I’m not spoiling it.
18) Probably one of my girl friends that I’m missing from college right now. Because that would be really heartwarming and my guy friends here have been known to sneak outside my window just scare the piss out of me. Last night, JD just walked in my house without me noticing and brushed his finger against my neck.
19) If I knew CPR, I’d try to save just about anybody’s life. Doesn’t matter if they’re homeless or even a member of Nickleback, although I would hesitate for the latter.
21) Drop my grandma because I am probably not strong enough to lift her. Sorry grandma, no hard feelings.
22) I’m addicted to technology and open-minded and basically have the mindset of a hippie so, um, I think I’m not old fashioned?
23) I tried assisting a drunk girl I barely know with relationship problems and she was actually rather thankful for it.
24) The first one, because “it’s better to have loved an lost than to have never loved at all” and because I believe in way too many silly love cliches.
25) I would either wish for love or shapeshifting superpowers or Douglas Adams to have lived to finish The Salmon of Doubt or the Doctor to visit me or musical genius or art skills or fuck it I’m wishing for more wishes so I can have it all because sometimes I’m just greedy like that.
…I’m just gonna pass out now…
persona 3: you walk up stairs at night
Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.
Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.
Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars
Monkey Island.
You pick up things and use them sometimes.
The Legend of Zelda.
You’re not Zelda.
Okami
You paint everything to death.
Mario Party
All of your friends are assholes
Borderlands. There’s numbers everywhere when you hit enemies.
Sonic the Hedgehog. Run Right.
Dungeons and Dragons
Sitting around a table and talking about the die you just rolled.
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the not being able to jump on things to kill them and taking turns slapping each other instead.
world of nerf your favorite class craft
portal 1/2
everything is a lie and everyone hates you
Halo: Combat Evolved you get to shoot aliens and ride in cars
Okami
You’re a white dog voiced by an annoying flea who runs around a painting and drawing flowers.
- 1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
- 2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?
- 3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?
- 4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?
- 5. You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.
- 6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?
- 7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?
- 8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?
- 9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?
- 10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
- 11. Does love = sex?
- 12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?
- 13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?
- 14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?
- 15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
- 16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?
- 17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why?
- 18.Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?
- 19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
- 21.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?
- 22. Are you old fashioned?
- 23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?
- 24.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?
- 25.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
Anonymous Asks:
strawberryjoel Said:
1) Having the people who used to hate me now defending me from the best friend who used to defend me from them, said ex-best friend turning on all of us and yet still hanging out with the group, trying to help a friend with relationship problems who’s never needed help in all the years I’ve known him, being kept out of the loop on what my family is going to do with my sick grandma, problems with paying for my vacation next week, missing a friend very badly and not being able to talk to them at the moment, confusing crush feelings getting stronger…the list goes on…I am not all there at the moment. Even less so than usual.
15) No, I somehow get dizzy when I text with one hand.
20) It was either “feelings” (and I’m not going to get more specific than that) or writing a review of “Who Killed Amanda Palmer?”. I can’t recall. these nights are starting to blur together. Either way, I was crying.
25) In the last week, I have cried at LCD Soundsystem, Modest Mouse, Hey Jude, “Daydream Believer” by The Monkees, and every night while trying to fall asleep. Told you I was a softie.
27) Only teachers and said ex-best friend when he was trying to sound tough.
28) No, I usually just wait for people to message me because I’m afraid of being ignored like that. But maybe they are anyway, Offline statuses on Skype confuse me.
29) I’d say that I’m lucky enough to have two: one in each of the two groups I belong to inside of college and out. They’ve never met and they couldn’t be LESS alike, but they’re the only people I consistently message and two of the funniest and most perverted people I know and they almost always cheer me up and I’d do almost anything to make them happy.
