meggrollin

theicelandicmountaindaisy:

One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perspective as a pile of bricks.

pancakefish

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

meggrollin
terezi-pie-rope:

madvonvanity:

davestriderthedamndickrider:

the-condy:

pestergamzeeandtavros:

nerosfiddlingfires:

canned-erisolsprite:

fuckingkarkalicious:

askdrunksollux:

daves-popped-collars:

since when does sollux make wine



LITERALLY LIKE THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN


a challenger has arrived


uMMM„CHALLENGE ACCEPTED„,


i CaN’t MoThEr FuCkInG hEaR yOu AlL i’M tOo MoThEr FuCkInG dRuNk!



ok but are we going to talk about this

winestuck


scuse u all but did you liek forget who u were messin wit
*like

we have a winner

terezi-pie-rope:

madvonvanity:

davestriderthedamndickrider:

the-condy:

pestergamzeeandtavros:

nerosfiddlingfires:

canned-erisolsprite:

fuckingkarkalicious:

askdrunksollux:

daves-popped-collars:

since when does sollux make wine

image

LITERALLY LIKE THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

a challenger has arrived

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uMMM„CHALLENGE ACCEPTED„,

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i CaN’t MoThEr FuCkInG hEaR yOu AlL i’M tOo MoThEr FuCkInG dRuNk!

Makara Sauvignon Blanc

ok but are we going to talk about this

winestuck

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scuse u all but did you liek forget who u were messin wit

*like

we have a winner